Another scrubbed day

It should be pretty obvious that the day would be scrubbed, we have hopes for tomorrow. To entertain you I give you my contribution to the poets and pints evening.

With apologies to A A Milne

The awful thing about tuggies
Is tuggies are awfull things!
Their tops are made out of blubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, woosy
Moan,moan,moan,moan,moan!
But the most awful thing about tuggies is
The’re not the only one
Tuggies are woosy fellas
Tuggies won’t land on grass
Because the uneven surface
Turns their landings into a farce

The awful thing about tuggies
Is tuggies are whining chaps!
They only fly local area
They have trouble reading maps!
They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy
Down the runway and grass!
But the most awful thing about tuggies is
The’re a real pain in the ………….arse