It appears some had dropped their manuscript for the "Poems and Pints" night. I've included only a brief excerpt to keep your powder dry. Please contact me if you recognise it as yours to arrange its return ...

"Half a knot, half a knot,
  Half a KM onward,
In the valley of Waveney
  Dove the DG six hundred.
'Forward, the Regional Brigade!
Charge for the spuds' he said:
Into the valley of Waveney
  Dove the DG six hundred."